THIS is what I wish Voodoo would have been like.
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Overall, I liked the Optic White series. I usually avoid whitening products because I’m concerned about preserving my enamel, but Optic White made my teeth whiter without also making them feel weaker or sensitive.
I really liked the toothbrush. I generally don’t care for brushes that have rubbery parts to them or the other kinds of bells and whistles, but this one had a really nice feel and it reached my back teeth really well. The tongue scrubber on the back was a nice addition too.
The mouth rinse was… interesting! It worked really well and, as a peroxide-based rinse, it didn’t burn the way alcohol-based rinses do. You could definitely feel it foaming and tingling all over your mouth. It was weird, though. It foamed up so much in my mouth and, after I spit it out, it left a white foamy film behind. I had to rinse with a little water after too.
I didn’t care for the paste too much. It must have done its job at whitening and cleaning, but I *really* didn’t like the taste. It was so mediciney, it made me a little sick.

Influenster Sugar ‘N Spice Voxbox 2013 !!!
I was so excited when I got this! It was jam-packed with SO MUCH. Look at all that up there! A lot of these I’ve been planning to buy and try on my own, so here’s my reviews!
There’s more to life than a little money, you know.
“Would it… kill you to say something? “No.” That’s the first thing you’ve said in the last four hours. That’s a… that’s fountain of conversation, man. That’s a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I’m sitting here driving. Doing all the driving, man. The whole fucking way from Brainard driving. Just trying to… chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can’t say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation.”
IT’S A DETHKLOK GIVEAWAY:
Hello, lovelies! It’s time for my first ever giveaway in honor of a pretty big event coming up in March on 3/3 at the Roxy in LA. That’s right - you’ve heard me yapping about it before now - the Galaktikon concert!
WesFest 8 is the first and ONLY performance of Brendon Small’s Galaktikon (certainly for this year - maybe forever!), so you absolutely cannot miss it, or you might as well kill yourself. Seriously.
There are a whole slew of reasons for you to go to WesFest, such as it being a benefit concert for The Wes Wehmiller Scholarship at Berklee College Of Music and an overall good cause - but did I mention Galaktikon? Because Brendon Small is totes going to be there with a whole bunch of other cool guys like Bryan Beller (basist of Dethklok and the Aristocrats) and MIKE freakin’ KENEALLY (dudes, he played for Zappa). And it’s a nice, small intimate encounter, and I bet you could smell Brendon if you really wanted to (*note: Linden does not condone smelling people). So SHARE THE WORD because this giveaway, like WesFest 8, IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
AND BUY YOUR TICKETS for the Galaktikon concert!!
PRIZES
- SIGNED copy of Brendon Small’s solo album Galaktikon!!
- Deluxe Dethalbum 3 (that includes the patch!)
- A Dethlkok pin that’s made of metal. It can also stab people! Brutal!
- ONE of the Dethklok picks that I’ve gathered over the years. Pic shows front and back. The yellowish/clear one is from the most recent tour, and the other three are from the 2007 tour and have character names (Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, and Pickles) on the reverse.
RULES
- Reblog as much as you want! The more you spread the word, the better!
- Likes don’t count - only reblogs.
- Winner will be randomized.
- I’ll ship wherever. Just provide me an address if you’re the winner.
- Make sure you have your ask box open!! Once I choose the winner, they’ll have a week to contact me back or I’ll choose another winner.
- Any other questions, you can ask me personally. I practically live on Tumblr and am always around.
CONTEST ENDS ON 3/3, THE SAME NIGHT AS THE GALAKTIKON CONCERT. Announcement of the winner will be made most likely the following day, because let’s face it, I’m going to the concert and will be drinking during it, and there is no way that anyone is gonna let me work a computer drunk.
If you go to the concert, make sure to stop by and say hi. :) I won’t bite too hard.
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Influenster Cosmo Voxbox 2012
FINALLY getting around to posting this!
I was super excited when I got this in the mail, and even more excited when I got it open and saw what I’d been sent! How cool, right? So here’s my reviews on this great swag.
Turned last week’s yellow polish into a Booster Gold manicure